If You Cant Live Without Me, Why Arent You Dead Yet? Cynthia Heimel

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If You Cant Live Without Me, Why Arent You Dead Yet?  by  Cynthia Heimel

If You Cant Live Without Me, Why Arent You Dead Yet? by Cynthia Heimel
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In this hysterical, piercing completely on-target collection of essays, Cynthia Heimel lets loose once again on all her favorite subjects. From The New Coldness (pretty people eating frozen radicchio mousse while starving children outside claw atMoreIn this hysterical, piercing completely on-target collection of essays, Cynthia Heimel lets loose once again on all her favorite subjects.

From The New Coldness (pretty people eating frozen radicchio mousse while starving children outside claw at the window) to PMS and Outfits (self-explanatory), each of these pieces offers a welcome antidote to modern culture (which, Heimel tells us, is too kind a word for what we live in). Heres Heimel on: Women...I know what kind of man I must look for: a guy who will be my pal, who approves of me and supports me, and who is not afraid of his feelings.

I know this is right, because I feel the same aversion that I feel about eating bean sprouts.Men...The boy disease is when everythings just great and youre having a wonderful time and then he suddenly becomes very weird and disappears. Its epidemic nowadays.Men and Women...If hes the wrong man, you can turn yourself inside out with smiles and perfume and French maids outfits and nothing will work. If hes the right man, you can have greasy hair, spinach in your teeth, and your skirt on inside out, and hell still be entranced and follow you to the ends of the earth.Life, etc...Being a mother of a teenager is a strange and precarious exercise.

You both know about sex, but nobodys talking. Better to talk about cannibalism.



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